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Rutland City Officials Unveil New City Motto “Quidam amici optimi mei sunt Musulmanus”

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The new City seal

The new Rutland City Mayor and Board of Alderman have begun the process of pushing back on negative press surrounding the recent Town Meeting Day elections. The media coverage, which has gone national, has at times characterized the city’s recent vote as driven by intolerance or even outright even racism, in light of election results widely seen as a referendum on ousted-Mayor Louras’s efforts to open the city to Syrian refugees.

Statements made on internet comment pages, the Facebook page of the anti-immigrant “Rutland First” organization, as well as that organization’s welcoming of notorious anti-Muslim firebrands such as Philip Haney and James Simpson have fed a persistent perception that the resistance to opening the city to families fleeing the war in Syria is often based on anti-Muslim or anti-Arab prejudice.

The new administration, in an effort to turn the page on the issue and respond to accusations of bigotry, has just adopted a new city motto which officials feel will help set the record straight on the issue.

“Quidam amici optimi mei sunt Musulmanus,” which translates from Latin to read “Some of my best friends are Muslim,” will now be emblazoned on the seal of the city. Officials are confident this change should be enough to put an end to the negative publicity once and for all.

Attorney General Deploys Sandmen to Keep Sanctuary Cities and States Unattainable

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Sessions with a member of the new Sandman force.

On Saturday, Vermont supplemented recent directives limiting state and local cooperation with federal immigration authorities with a formal statement declaring itself a “Sanctuary state.” The action provoked swift action from US Attorney General Jeff Sessions. In the face of reports that the federal government may not legally be able to follow through on threats to funding from sanctuary cities and states, the Department of Justice immediately implemented a new strategy in response.

“We will be deploying a force of Sandmen, who will be empowered to use any force to prevent any and all ‘illegal’ runners from reaching this, or any Sanctuary.”

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New ICE administrator Box

Sessions added that the new independent Sandman force would be supported by new head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Box the robot. The Attorney General noted Box’s solid record of utilizing ICE to prevent runners from reaching Sanctuary, even if they do manage to evade capture by Sandmen, or other immigration authorities.

In an unrelated story, satirists suggested that gags based on 70’s science fiction properties that had long since faded from collective memory would likely fail to resonate with readers, generally.

Presidential order downgrades Vermont

upperalabamaFacing prospects of a Senate filibuster for his Supreme Court nominee, President Trump made unprecedented use of the power of his office by signing an executive order which eliminates two influential opposition votes .

With a wave of the presidential pen, Trump has eliminated Vermont statehood, redubbing the former Green Mountain State as “Upper Alabama” and placing it under the authority of Alabama Governor (and Trump supporter) Robert Bentley.

The move has the immediate effect of retiring Senators Patrick Leahy and Bernie Sanders, as every state is only allowed two Senators under the Constitution, improving the Senate math for the Trump administration on a whole host of issues. In addition, allowing Vermont’s general liberal population of 600,000 to be absorbed into conservative Alabama’s 1.8 million should have the desired effect of watering those Vermonters down as a political force on the state level, and in terms of the Electoral College.

Immediately following the signing ceremony, federal officials got right to work disseminating flags with 49 stars instead of 50, and repurposing the now-former Vermont Senators’ offices and seats on the Senate floor as retail sales space for Ivanka Trump’s clothing line.

Based on the immediate success of the executive order, administration officials are reportedly looking into applying the same strategy in regards to Massachusetts (with an eye toward its reconfiguring as “Texas North”), as well as declaring California a US Marshall Island.

BREAKING: Vermont Yankee to close its doors in 2014

The Wall Street Journal:

Entergy Corporation (NYSE: ETR) today said it plans to close and decommission its Vermont Yankee Nuclear Power Station in Vernon, Vt. The station is expected to cease power production after its current fuel cycle and move to safe shutdown in the fourth quarter of 2014.

More to come, no doubt.

UPDATE: From PR Newswire (aka, the news-flaks at Entergy)

“This was an agonizing decision and an extremely tough call for us,” said Leo Denault, Entergy’s chairman and chief executive officer. “Vermont Yankee has an immensely talented, dedicated and loyal workforce, and a solid base of support among many in the community. We recognize that closing the plant on this schedule was not the outcome they had hoped for, but we have reluctantly concluded that it is the appropriate action for us to take under the circumstances.”

The decision to close Vermont Yankee in 2014 was based on a number of financial factors, including:

  • A natural gas market that has undergone a transformational shift in supply due to the impacts of shale gas, resulting in sustained low natural gas prices and wholesale energy prices.
  • A high cost structure for this single unit plant. Since 2002, the company has invested more than $400 million in the safe and reliable operation of the facility. In addition, the financial impact of cumulative regulation is especially challenging to a small plant in these market conditions.
  • Wholesale market design flaws that continue to result in artificially low energy and capacity prices in the region, and do not provide adequate compensation to merchant nuclear plants for the fuel diversity benefits they provide.

Making the decision now and operating through the fourth quarter of 2014 allows time to duly and properly plan for a safe and orderly shutdown and prepare filings with the NRC regarding shutdown and decommissioning. Entergy will establish a decommissioning planning organization responsible for planning and executing the safe and efficient decommissioning of the facility. Once the plant is shut down, workers will de-fuel the reactor and place the plant into SAFSTOR, a process whereby a nuclear facility is placed and maintained in a condition that allows it to be safely secured, monitored and stored.”

Entergy plans to recognize an after-tax impairment charge of approximately $181 million in the third quarter of 2013 related to the decision to shut down the plant at the end of this current operating cycle. In addition to this initial charge, Entergy expects to recognize charges totaling approximately $55 to $60 million associated with future severance and employee retention costs through the end of next year. These charges will be classified as special items, and therefore, excluded from operational results.

Vermont Worker’s Center finally changes calendar, realizes its no longer 1980s

Sources inside the Vermont Worker’s Center report that the organization has become aware that their wall calendar has not had a page turned for some time, and until only today has been showing the current month as May, 1987.

“It was kind of a shock,” one long-time associate explained. “We couldn’t figure out why no one else was talking about the ‘workers and peasants,’ and referring to every plan, gathering, and project as the ‘people’s fill-in-the-blank.'”

“It turns out that sort of rhetoric is a bit… dated. Who knew? No wonder folks have been looking at us funny.”

While employees of the VWC are currently underway updating their lexicon (which, some insiders point out, was already pushing it in the 80s) and adapting more current phraseology, they are curiously finding that their list of policy priorities needs no updates whatsoever.

Douglas Gives in to Petulance, Makes Tactical Blunder

It’s been more than a decade since the Douglas vs. Leahy Senate race back in ’92, but every now and then a hint of the lingering, visceral dislike these two politicians have for each other bubbles up. Case in point this week, when Governor Douglas (as he often does) let his snide streak shine unfettered. Usually the press gives him a pass on his needlessly childish verbal jabs at political opponents because it doesn’t fit in with the “nice guy” narrative they’ve perpetuated on his behalf, but this time when his own staff tried to backpedal, they had to take notice.

From the wires:

The contretemps began Wednesday when Douglas pointedly told reporters at a business and industry show in South Burlington that it was Leahy who was co-author of a bill being setting up the framework that permitted wiretaps of such new technology as cellular telephones.

“Obviously, one of our U.S. senators was the sponsor of the legislation that facilitated some of this information gathering and you may want get his thoughts on it,” Douglas said earlier.

Asked by WDEV-AM if he were referring to Leahy, the senior Democrat on the Judiciary Committee and an expert on civil liberties, Douglas said: “He and U.S. Rep. Edwards were the sponsors in 1994 of legislation that required telecommunications companies to maintain and when appropriate transmit information to the United States government.”

Douglas historically has poor impulse control when he’s in the mood for neener-neener-neener-ing. But again, he never gets called on it by the media. Still, this is one of those times where his impulsiveness wasn’t necessarily in sync with his best interests.

His staff could see this, which is why Jason Gibbs rushed to rewrite history:

Douglas press secretary Jason Gibbs said the governor did understand the law and was not trying to pick a fight.

“The governor has great respect for the work that Sen. Leahy has done to protect Americans’ civil liberties, as well as the work he has done in so many other areas on behalf of the people,” Gibbs said

The Governor’s staff knows that the very last thing Douglas should want to broach is any topic that is even in the neighborhood of the NSA wiretapping scandal. They spend a lot of time attempting to innoculate him from any association with the unpopular Bush, and this is the worst topic imaginable on which to pick a fight with Leahy — one of the President’s highest profile critics on the matter, as well as being an immensely popular figure in Vermont. Leahy’s staff, on the other hand, is more than willing to gleefully pounce on the blunder and stuff it right back in Douglas’ face. After Gibbs’ “clarification,” Leahy’s office continued to push the Douglas-Bush connection:

“The clarification is welcome, and it would also be welcome to know whether the governor agrees the Bush-Cheney administration needs to be accountable by following instead of ignoring safeguards like the Leahy laws,” Pagano said. “That is an issue of vital importance to every American, not just for debate in Congress.”

Douglas will get away with it this time, but this incident may be indicative that the days of the free rides from the press on his impulsive snarkiness may be coming to an end — especially if his jabs come to close to Leahy.

What people forget — again because it’s contrary to the “nice guy” traditional media narrative — is that Douglas virtually invented modern negative campaigning in Vermont during his ’92 battle with Leahy (remember when Douglas accused Leahy of “screaming like a stuck pig” over Douglas’ attempt to make an issue of a congressional pay raise?), and the Leahy team has never forgotten that. They wanted badly for Racine to take him down a few pegs, and got over a lot of their concerns about Progressives in order to back Clavelle in his battle with the Governor.

These two guys really don’t like each other.

UPDATED: Critical Moment for ‘Net Neutrality’ RIGHT NOW!!

[Victory! The committee passed out the ‘Internet Freedom and Nondiscrimination Act of 2006’ intact. Just a matter of weeks ago, this wouldn’t have been possible, but the public feedback has been enormous. Read the details by clicking here. — odum]

I just got this in my email and thought activists in Vermont should see it. Please take a moment to call these legislators, even though none of them are from our state. It’s a national issue, and they should get a national response. If you aren’t aware of the issue, and the attempt to move towards corporate control of the internet, click the SAVE THE INTERNET link on the top left of this page.

Tim Karr of Free Press and the SavetheInternet Coalition here. A critical vote is going down in Congress right now and we need you and your readers to get phones ringing off the hook on Capitol Hill.

The House Judiciary Committee is beginning to “mark up” a good Net Neutrality bill at around 11am (EST) this morning. Then they’re going to vote on whether to bring it to the full floor. Many in the Committee are being pressured by AT&T, Verizon and other major telcos to vote down the net neutrality provisions in this bipartisan bill.

Below are the members who need to hear from you and your readers to support this important bill. Urge them to support the Sensenbrenner-Conyers “Internet Freedom and Nondiscrimination Act of 2006” (HR 5417) in the Judiciary Committee — and to support it without amendment. (Saying without amendment is key as the telcos want to re-write it in a way that guts Internet freedom).

Here are the members who need to hear from you and your readers right now:

Contact info after the link:

Marty Meehan (D-Mass. 5th)
Phone: (202) 225-3411
Fax: (202) 226-0771
http://www.house.gov/writerep
martin.meehan@mail.house.gov

Howard Berman (D-Calif. 28th)
Phone: 202-225-4695
Fax: 202-225-3196
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

William Delahunt (D-Mass. 10th)
Phone: (202) 225-3111
Fax: (202) 225-5658
William.Delahunt@mail.house.gov

Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-Texas 18th)
Phone: (202) 225-3816
Fax: (202) 225-3317
http://www.jacksonlee.house.gov/feedback.cfm?campaign=jacksonlee&type=Let%27s%20Talk

Bobby Scott (D-Va. 3rd)
Phone: (202) 225-8351
Fax: (202) 225-8354
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

Chris Van Hollen (D-Md. 8th)
Phone: (202) 225-5341
Fax: (202) 225-0375
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

Maxine Waters (D-Calif. 35th)
Phone: (202) 225-2201
Fax: (202) 225-7854
http://www.house.gov/waters/IMA/issue.htm

Mel Watt (D-N.C. 12th)
Tel. (202) 225-1510
Fax (202) 225-1512
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y. 9th)
Phone: (202) 225-6616
Fax: (202) 226-7253
weiner@mail.house.gov

Robert Wexler (D-Fla. 19th)
phone: (202) 225-3001
fax: (202) 225-5974
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

Howard Coble (R-NC 6th)
phone: (202) 225-3065
fax: (202) 225-8611
howard.coble@mail.house.gov

Elton Gallegly (R-CA 24th)
phone: (202) 225-5811
fax: (202) 225-1100
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

Bob Goodlatte (R-VA 6th)
phone: (202) 225-5431
fax: (202) 225-9681
http://www.house.gov/goodlatte/emailbob.htm

Steve Chabot (R-OH 5th)
phone: (202) 225-2216
fax: (202) 225-3012 (fax)
http://www.house.gov/chabot/email.html

Dan Lungren (R-CA 3rd)
phone: (202) 225-5716
fax: (202) 226-1298
http://www.house.gov/lungren/feedback.shtml

William Jenkins (R-TN 1st)
phone: (202) 225-6356
fax: (202) 225-5714
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

John Hostettler (R-IN 8th)
phone: (202) 225-4636
fax: (202) 225-3284
john.hostettler@mail.house.gov

Mark Green (R-WI 8th)
phone: (202) 225-5665
fax: (202) 225-5729
mark.green@mail.house.gov

Ric Keller (R-FL 8th)
phone: (202) 225-2176
fax: (202) 225-0999
http://www.house.gov/writerep/

Your help on this is critical. Please call now.

Thank you,

Tim Karr
Campaign Director
Free Press
SavetheInternet.com

P.S. – For updates throughout the day, visit www.SavetheInternet.com. Also, you & your readers can watch the hearings live at http://judiciary.house.gov/ (scroll down below the calendar to live webcast link).