Gods, teh Gays, and the Colorado Springs Fire

As Evangelic Christians and their Leaders have uniquely intimate relationships with the Holy Trinity, they know with Extreme Certainty that the powerful gay and lesbian community has incurred the wrath of God numerous times in the past two decades (see Hurricanes Sandy, Katrina, and Bonnie, the Haiti and Northridge Earthquakes, and the Japanese Tsunami, as documented here), how then do those Spiritual Great Ones find cause for the Worst Fire in the History of Colorado, currently destroying All Things Good outside of Colorado Springs, the place many consider to be the Evangelical Vatican?