The Old Testament (coming to theatres near you, Oct. 31)

In a hidden room somewhere

deep within the bowels

of an inhumanity,

young Christian men

study the ancient text,

the world’s most published

book, find the words to affirm

their masters’ wishes.

It is all written there,

in the hellfires and damnations

no Hollywood special effects

could ever beget;

women turned to stone,

the legitimate rape of Eve

for creation’s sake,

the wicked children hurled

into the bottomless pit.

And of course, the end itself,

with only two each of all

heterosexual beings surviving

to resurrect it all

all over again.

The spite and malice

of God’s single mindedness

and unlimited power

has these young men

possessed by a rapture;

they go in heat to the Internet porn

warned about in the chapter and verse

of their employment.

Then they roam the night’s sacrilege,

seeking out whores to punish,

children to discipline,

animals in the acts

of copulation.

And while their masters wield

the sacred golden axe,

while flagellation is made

the frenzy of the day,

they are on their knees

in a hidden room somewhere,

deep within the bowels

where all that was written

finally comes to pass.

The body and blood

of the holy act splattered

across the pages

of the world’s most published

book; tomorrow’s headline

for the unbelieving.

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.

(Gosh oh Golly, I sometimes surely want to be Elmer Gantry.)

 

The Old Testament (coming to theatres near you, Oct. 31)

In a hidden room somewhere

deep within the bowels

of an inhumanity,

young Christian men

study the ancient text,

the world’s most published

book, find the words to affirm

their masters’ wishes.

It is all written there,

in the hellfires and damnations

no Hollywood special effects

could ever beget;

women turned to stone,

the legitimate rape of Eve

for creation’s sake,

the wicked children hurled

into the bottomless pit.

And of course, the end itself,

with only two each of all

heterosexual beings surviving

to resurrect it all

all over again.

The spite and malice

of God’s single mindedness

and unlimited power

has these young men

possessed by a rapture;

they go in heat to the Internet porn

warned about in the chapter and verse

of their employment.

Then they roam the night’s sacrilege,

seeking out whores to punish,

children to discipline,

animals in the acts

of copulation.

And while their masters wield

the sacred golden axe,

while flagellation is made

the frenzy of the day,

they are on their knees

in a hidden room somewhere,

deep within the bowels

where all that was written

finally comes to pass.

The body and blood

of the holy act splattered

across the pages

of the world’s most published

book; tomorrow’s headline

for the unbelieving.

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.

(Gosh oh Golly, I sometimes surely want to be Elmer Gantry.)