As some day it may happen that a victim must be found

I’ve got a little list -I’ve got a little list

Of society offenders who might well be underground,

And who never would be missed – who never would be missed!

There’s the pestilential nuisances who write for right wing blogs-

All people who make comments in a rabid red-neck fog,

The folks who deny science and prefer to make things up,

Religion spouting zealots who think all else is corrupt.

Politicians who disgrace themselves by driving while they’re pissed.

They’d none of them be missed, they’d none of them be missed.

Chorus: He’s got ’em on his list – he’s got ’em on his list;

And they’ll none of them be missed  -they’ll none of them be missed.

There’s the slipr’y public officer embezzling the town,

The wretched cost of healthcare, that kicks you when you’re down;

The governor whose disinclined to tax the idle rich

Who thinks they’re disadvantaged and we ought to make a switch

To gutting public service ’cause poor folks cannot insist

The blighters won’t be missed, they never would be missed.

Chorus: He’s got ’em on his list – he’s got ’em on his list;

And they’ll none of them be missed  -they’ll none of them be missed.