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Is Donald Trump too ugly for a presidential bobblehead?

I was trolling around the White House Giftshop website, trying to find out what became of those commemorative coins Trump ordered to celebrate his “historical” (read: “hysterical”) meeting with Kim Jong-un.  In case you, too, were wondering, they ship August 30.

My question answered, TrumpChristmasBobble-7TI came across something infinitely more entertaining: the first in a a new series of Presidential Christmas Bobbleheads , representing (you guessed it) the current Bobble-Head-in-Chief.  Amusing as that may be for obvious reasons, a picture of the novelty gave rise to all-out hilarity around our house which I thought I’d share with our generally glee-less readership.

Now I ask you to be the judge.  Look at the slim youthful figure, luxuriant blonde hair and boyish grin.  That’s the spitting image, not of Donald J. Trump, but of Bill Clinton on his first campaign, before he put on that “freshman fifteen” pounds in the Oval Office.

Then I read the promotional text, cut-and-pasted here for full effect:

Donald John Trump became the 45th President of the United States on Friday, January 20, 2017. He was sworn in with his left hand on both his personal and also on the Lincoln Bible. Trump’s path to the presidency was long and reasoned. Intimations of his presidential potential appeared as early as 1987 when a large group of supporters gathered outside a Rotary Club meeting in New Hampshire and waved signs: Trump for President and Trump in ’88.

We have chosen three symbols to represent President Donald J. Trump’s first White House Christmas:

1. The Christmas Tree represents Trump’s campaign promise to evangelical Christians, “We’re going to start saying Merry Christmas again.”

2. The portrait of Abraham Lincoln represents President Trump’s respect for Lincoln as the quintessence of American Presidents. As Trump stated, “I can be more presidential than any president … except for Abraham Lincoln.”

3. The diorama scene with President Trump in the State Dining Room at hearth and fireplace represents President Trump’s entrepreneurial spirit and iconic successes in the hotel and hospitality industry. The hearth is redolent of the fire that heats a home as well as suggestive of Trump’s enormous passions as entrepreneur and now as President of the United States.

We hope you will enjoy this first diorama in your new, ongoing, and sophisticated limited edition diorama collection of the White House Gift Shop, Est. 1946 by permanent memorandum of President Harry S. Truman and volunteers of U.S. Secret Service Uniformed Division.

Merry Christmas and Seasons Greetings

Anthony Giannini, Executive Director

The White House Gift Shop, Est. 1946®

Mr. Giannini is also credited as the creator of the series, but formatting clumsiness and errors in the overblown text suggest that, if Donald Trump didn’t actually compose it himself, one of his “best people” was in charge of the roll-out.

(By the way; why was Trump’s left hand on his “personal” and the Lincoln bible?   Doesn’t that mean he was touching his “personal” to the Lincoln bible?  ‘Must violate more than a few archival rules, I would think!)

‘Hope this turns that frown upside down.  Happy Tuesday.

Somebody, please neuter Bill Clinton

As a baby, was Bill Clinton dropped on his head?

No one has contributed more to Hillary Clinton’s credibility problems than ol’ Blue Eyes, himself. Unbelievably, with  his impromptu drop-in to the Attorney General’s plane, he’s done it again…big time!

It’s almost as if he does it on purpose.

It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that it was Bill’s bright idea to have a private email server!

I’ve never quite seen what some people like about this corn-fed romeo, but nobody thinks more highly of Bill than he obviously does of himself.

If I’d have been Hillary, I’d have left him facedown in the dirt many years ago.

She was obviously so much smarter than he, even as he occupied the Oval Office. Perhaps it was the subliminal knowledge of her fundamental superiority that egged him on to act out passive-aggressively in riskier ways.

Many would argue that his choices of where and with whom to misbehave on the most famous occasions were expressing a subconscious desire to get caught.

Should the worst come to pass and ‘Il Dumbi‘ beats Hillary in the General, everyone will undoubtedly blame Bernie.

They will be wrong to do so for several reasons, not least of which is the contribution to Hillary’s problems that Bill Clinton has made, not just every time he opened his mouth in this election cycle, but over the years of his administration and beyond.  He seems to have done his level-best to handicap any future ambitions of his long-suffering wife by acting on a mixture of impulse and arrogance that is not entirely unreminiscent of You-Know-Who.

The Little Bill Who Cried Wolf

It would be a shame to see the Democratic primary race descend into the sort of food fight we‘ve lately witnessed from the GOP.

One would think that there are enough differences on policy between the candidates so that hyperbolic characterizations might be set aside. Sadly that doesn’t seem to be the case.

When the candidates begin to show a little strain, the media is right there to stir the pot, dangling ‘he said/she saids’ and hoping for a strike. All too often, they are rewarded with a juicy bite of red meat that keeps them coming back for more.

Bernie Sanders was finally provoked into suggesting something which I am sure he regrets: that Hillary Clinton might be ‘unqualified’ to be president, based on a series of regrettable decisions from her political career. He was responding to a leaked Clinton campaign plan of attack on Sanders described as “disqualify, defeat, and then reunite (the party).”

It was a war of words with a candidate who is extremely capable of dishing it out herself. Neither came out of the exchange smelling like a rose; however, it is Bill Clinton who ought now to be apologizing for his implication that somehow Bernie was being sexist in his remarks.

Of course, he was not; Bernie was simply hitting her on the issues in response to her campaign’s implication that he might not ‘qualify’ as a real Democrat.

It is an insult to women everywhere when a man such as Bill Clinton cries ‘wolf’ as he has in this case.

Sexism is a very real and pernicious obstacle that women deal with every day. It is not a false flag of political convenience to be trotted out whenever a female candidate is exposed to criticism for her policies. Most female candidates use the accusation only rarely, and even then, judiciously. They recognize the damage done to legitimate outrage when sexism is invoked without cause.

Certainly Bill Clinton should be the last man on earth to challenge Bernie Sanders on his feminist credentials. I have the impression that he still doesn’t ‘get’ that he is the very embodiment of sexism for many American women.

It is a mistake for the Clinton campaign to let Bill off the leash. He made a hash of her campaign against Obama and he may just do it again if somebody doesn’t send him on a long vacation.

Are you experienced, or just living in a purple haze?

by Dan DeWalt
As the race for the Democratic presidential nomination intensifies, Hillary supporters and many pundits have started to talk about her superior knowledge and capability in the realm of foreign policy. After the South Carolina debate, NPR political reporters were musing on why in the world Sanders would bring up an ancient topic like the misguided U.S. overthrow of Mussaddegh in Iran in 1953. One speculated that he was an old man living in the past and wondered how that could be relevant to the millenials who are flocking to his campaign. This blithe ignorance of history and the lessons that should be learned from it is commonplace in the media and political establishment. This kind of thinking does us no favors, we need to learn from that history and let it inform our actions in the future.
Hillary has not been President, and can’t be blamed for other Presidential actions (including her husband’s), but she clearly has embraced the general continuum of American foreign policy, especially as excercised by Democratic Presidents, and she wants to be seen as the steady hand of experience who embraces the vision of America as the leading power and influence in world affairs. Unfortunately, she has shown that she is not very good at learning from history herself. She repeatedly tells Sanders to forget about her wrong Iraq vote, saying that we don’t need to harp on past mistakes, but should concentrate on new solutions. But if you don’t learn from your past mistakes, then your new solutions won’t be new at all, but will just be variations of the approaches that have failed us so miserably in the past.
Consider the Mossaddegh overthrow. Iran had democratically elected a new leader in free and fair elections. One would suppose that the U.S. government would welcome this new addition to democratically elected governments supported by their citizens. But Mossadegh represented a threat to U.S. and English oil interests. Choosing to represent big oil rather than democracy, we and the English engineered a coup that imprisoned Mossaddegh and installed a regime under Shah Pahlavi that ruled through fear, violence, intimidation and torture until the Iranian people finally revolted in 1979. The Shah had repressed civil opposition, but he was unable to repress religious opposition, especially when its leader, Ayatholla Komeini was living in exile in France. So the Iranian revolution was not led by seekers of a new democracy but was instead an Islamic revolution. Not only a blow to the Shah and his coterie, it was also directed virulently against the nation most responsible for putting him in power, the U.S. The new Iran established itself as an implaccable foe to the U.S. and our policies.
Fast forward a few years; after invasion and occupation, Russia has been driven out of Afghanistan. American supported mujaheddin warlords will not work together to control the country. Atrocities against civilians are an everyday occurrence and the Taliban are formed in reaction.
In large part, because Iran is against the Taliban, America offers the Taliban at least tacit support through Pakistan and Saudi Arabia as well as direct clandestine help from the CIA. At the time, Iran and Turkmenistan were talking about building a gas pipeline that would help the economies of newly emerged Central Asian countries as well as Iran. U.S. obsession with opposing Iran led Bill Clinton to support Pakistan in its bid to install the Taliban and then to build a pipeline running through Afghanistan avoiding Iran.* As we know, this never worked out, because the Taliban never considered cooperating with the U.S., or for that matter, even with their chief sponsors, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia. Without the help of those two countries, abetted by the U.S., the Taliban would never have been able to gain complete control over Afghanistan. By the time the Clinton admisitration decided that the Taliban were too violent and misogynistic to support, it was too late and the Taliban were in power, violating the rights of women and all who were not precise co-religionists with the Taliban, as well as hosting Osama bin-Laden, while he prepared al-Quaeda for its atacks on America in September of 2001. When America could have really used Iran as an ally, we instead did everything we could to keep them out of the Afghanistan conversation, ignoring the reality of their regional prominence, further worsening relations and antagonizing Iranians towards U.S. policy.

Bill Clinton acted like most American presidents, looking for short term maneuvers to play hackneyed geo-political games and ignoring the long term consequences. Tragically, U.S. reaction to the rise of Islamic State shows that we have learned nothing. The Bush/Cheney war on Iraq created I.S. We toppled Sadaam Hussein, and despite many years of occupation and coercion, the country is still in a shambles and fostered a wonderful breeding ground for radical Islamic terrorists.
Hillary advised Obama to oust Khadafi in Libya without a clue as to what would follow, and now we’re faced with another stronghold for the Islamic State. Now she is wedded to the goal of overthrowing Syria’s President Assad, which almost certainly would lead to the same bad result. Mrs. Clinton can talk until she’s blue in the face about coalitions and vetting and supporting opposition groups, but those are simply phrases that sound good to Americans that have little or no bearing on the reality on the ground.
Senator Sanders is right to point out that he has consistently excercised better judgement and has shown a greater understanding of the unpredictable outcomes that American military adventurism have led us, even when it has the best of intentions. At that same debate, Hilaary ridiculed Sander’s suggestion that he could get Saudi Arabia and Iran to work together to combat Islamic State. She implied that he was naïve and said flatly that it wouldn’t happen. Less than a week later, Iran announced that it is willing to try to work with Saudi Arabia to combat I.S. If Hillary’s experience simply means doing many things over and over, based on ideology and American mythology without fully understanding the consequences or the possiblities, then Senator Sanders’ superior judgement looks like a much better option for the future of our nation.
*[I am indebted to Ahmed Rashid’s Taliban for details about Afghanistan.]