Readers of this site will recognize a clear set of policy priorities for an odum administration: support Vermont citizens and business growth by moving to a universal (preferably a single-payer) health care plan as soon as possible, decrease the tax burden on vulnerable Vermonters by looking at overall financial burdens (not just property tax) and move the entire system towards one predicated on the ability to pay, initiate a sensible policy on crime and law enforcement (including curtailing, as CL calls it, the “war on people who use marijuana”), look forward to a post-Vermont Yankee world by emphasizing conservation and renewable alternatives, re-prioritize state infrastructure needs with an eye towards safer roads and a forward-looking approach to public transportation, affirmatively asserting what power the Governor’s office may have in bringing National Guard troops back from Iraq, etc.
We all know the problems, its time to talk solutions.
So how will I win (and how can you help)?
I have a big deficit to close with Jim Douglas. Currently my poll numbers put me at only 22% (those are actually Peter Galbraith’s numbers, but since nobody knows who he is either, its the general consensus that they were simply responding to the “Democrat” label).
That’s not good, but it does put me 7 points ahead of Anthony Pollina.
What this means is that, numerically, its going to be nearly impossible for Pollina to catch up with me when we force a primary by making sure both of us appear on both Prog & Dem ballots (by write-in if necessary). The numbers just aren’t there, and for the good of the state, he should consider suspending his effort. Pollina’s platform as a tested, experienced candidate and political policy insider is simply not what people are interested in anymore. People want change, and Pollina represents the past. As a younger, fresher face who can deliver a more inspiring speech, I will be best suited to proceed past the primary phase by offering voters real hope for change. That’s hope. For change. Change. And hope.
Although the poll numbers do look grim, those polls are based on surveys of consistent voters. There are many, many Vermonters who simply never vote, because they are so disenchanted with their choices. They will, therefore, all go to the polls to vote for me, as I represent the people. And they are people. Those who I do not repesent are something else entirely. So the polls are, in the end, meaningless.
Now some of you may wonder why it’s taken me so long to jump into this thing, but the truth is it’s still early. Way early. Nobody really cares about these campaigns until after the session – or later. The only people watching now are the chattering classes and the political insider crowd (the press, the activists, teachers, white collar workers, women over 50, seniors, union members, white men under 30, minorities, first time voters, etc). Regular folks, such as recent immigrants from Eastern Europe between the ages of 18 and 35 who are voting as citizens for the first time, are really turned off by too much political talk too soon. And I respect that.
Vermonters are concerned about issues and only issues. And the biggest issue of all is what letter you put after your name on the ballot. It is one of the great issues of our time. I have chosen a D, which is part of the family of happy, smiling emoticons – not the emoticon that sticks out its tongue. I believe Vermonters don’t like politicians who stick out their tongues at them.
What you can do to help is speak to your neighbors about my candidacy. Don’t try and persuade them, as persuasion is simply too passe, and with the serious issues facing Vermonters, we really can’t allow for the formality of considering other points of view. Simply tell them to vote for me. If they are dubious, tell them again more loudly. Peppering them with derisive put-downs can be helpful.
I will be assuring people that I can be Governor. There will be concerns, such as will come out when people look into my personal finances. I’ll be the first to admit that they are a shambles, as I am in quite a bit of debt. Some time over the next few weeks, I expect some benevolent supporter will anonymously bail me out, though, so my debts won’t serve as a distraction from the real issues, such as campaign finance reform.
But I also will need to assure voters that I understand how to be Governor. While I don’t have direct governmental experience, I have long been an observer of State Government, and believe I have a good understanding based on those observations about what qualities make a successful Governor. Voters are leery of government intrusion in their lives, so I will always do as little as possible. Voters do, however, expect a leader with vision and imagination, so I will promise to put forward at least one outrageous idea, doomed to failure and pulled out of thin air, at the beginning of every legislative session. I will be as uncooperative as possible with the legislature because Vermonters understand that the legislature is always the problem. But it’s also true voters don’t want a leader who is too ideologically rigid, so I pledge to you that, when the legislature does push through a new program that I disapprove of, I will be sure to take credit for it after the fact across the country – in the process, doing my part to promote Vermont to outsiders.
And yes, there will be ribbons.
I have a dream. So stop what you’re doing, close your eyes, and dream it with me. Unless you’re driving.