Which Superhero (or Villain) is YOUR Candidate, Part 2: Special Vermont Flavor

Way back in January, I linked to a Comedy Central blog post comparing the presidential primary candidates to superheroes… Hillary Clinton as the She-Hulk, John Edwards as Nightwing, etc…

Well, it's Sunday night, there's a bizarre playoff game underway, and I think its time to revisit the which-comic-book-hero-or-villain-is-your-favorite-politician, but Vermont flavored.

Sorry, its just how I kill time waiting for tomorrow's Rasmussen poll to come out… the following should be avoided unless you're enough of a geek to be entertained by it. I realize that probably only gets me Ed and Bill, but the rest of you can find something more important to do, I'm sure.

  Jim Douglas = The Chameleon

Yeah, I suppose this one is too easy, but whatever.

Chameleon's been in the professional supervillain business a looooooong time. Gets by by putting on whatever face he needs to meet his goals. You get the picture.

 

 

 

 

 

  Gaye Symington = Kitty Pryde (aka Shadowcat) of the X-Men

Super power is to make herself and things she touches insubstantial. It's a power that doesn't always come in handy, but she's also technically skilled and her teammates absolutely love her.

 

 

 

 

 

  Anthony Pollina = Underdog

 Noted for his style of oration, Underdog always swoops into a crisis with his trademark pronouncement “There's no need to fear, Underdog is here.”

Underdog causes a lot of collateral damage when he crashes in. When questioned about it in the cartoon series, he replied (according to Wikipedia):

I am a hero who never fails.
I cannot be bothered with such details.

 

 

 

Brian Dubie = Unus the Untouchable

An X-Men villain, Unus has no particular skills or talents, but only posseses an impenetrable force field of unknown energy that keeps him from being taken down. Has repeated issues with getting enough oxygen to his brain.

You don't see Unus very often.

 

 

 

 Tom Costello = The Red Bee

An attorney, not many people have heard of him (or have seen him since his heyday in the Golden Age). Doesn't bring a lot of firepower to the fight. Often dismissed as a C-lister.

Probably will only register a buzzing on Election Day, but you never know…

 

 

 

 

Jeb Spaulding = The Martian Manhunter

The member of the Justice League of America that people often forget to mention.

MM has oodles of power, but more often than not prefers to be back at the base manning the controls and sensors rather than getting into a slugfest.

 

 

 

 

  Deb Markowitz = Batgirl/Oracle

Isn't as active as she was when she first hit the scene as batgirl. These days, we usually only hear from her if someone needs to get some information.

 

 

 

 

 

Bill Sorrell = Sandman

An accident of fate put him where he is. Never sure whether he's going to be tough as stone or as permeable as sand.

Looking at his history, its not usually very clear whether he's going to be one of the good guys or one of the bad guys in any given adventure.

 

 

 

 

Tom Salmon Jr. = Man At Arms

Military guy. Usually off doing his job when the story is playing out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…and then there's the Washington delegation…

 

Patrick Leahy = The Crimson Chin

Powerful guy. Stars in his own comic. Looked up to and admired as a role model by kids. Some of the time spent making big pronouncements about truth and justice would probably be better spent kicking bad guy butt, though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bernie Sanders = Zorro

Wealthy guy who spends his time defending the working people from an oppressive govenment, with a tendency towards the dramatic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peter Welch = Kid Flash

Newer hero on the block, but has been getting things done with blinding speed. Has seen his power wax and wane over the years. Faces a challenge distinguishing himself from his high-profile predecessor while trying to define himself as his own hero.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And of course, the big guy:

Howard Dean = Thor

Started off as a doctor, found himself elevated to supreme power. Left Earth to do battle with the gods in ragnarok. Fell in battle and the realm of the gods was devastated. Has been reborn as the king of Asgard where he's been shaking up the old status quo.

Doesn't get back down to Earth to mix with the mere mortals so much anymore, as the responsibilities of rebuilding a bigger and better Asgard have been keeping him busy.

 

 

 

 

…and one more look at the national, but as tickets, rather than individuals…

Barack Obama and Joe Biden: Mr. Fantastic and the Thing

 

 

John McCain and Sarah Palin: Absorbing Man and Titania

 

 

Welch’s Bailout Vote: Bad Policy, Bad Politics

Okay, time to be honest. Tell me if you’ve heard this story: you knew “The Bailout” was a power grab, a bad idea, bad policy, fiscally irresponsible in the not-so-long-term, and a lost opportunity on several levels. But then when it went down unexpectedly in the House and you cheered, it was a slightly uncomfortable cheer. A cheer that came up from your throat, rather than your diaphragm, because it had a hard time getting past the knot in your stomach.

Was this hesitation and anxiety caused in part by mass media programming which caused you to doubt your perspective? Probably. Was it caused entirely by that? Maybe. Maybe not.

There were three modes of thinking out there on the issue: must pass now, must defeat at all costs and the third approach which was put into words by Paul Krugman who continues to be the standard bearer for liberal economics in the political media despite his high profile conflicts with Obamaphiles during the primary. Krugman’s feeling was that the bill was bad policy, but it was the only policy that had a chance of avoiding partisan wrangling long enough to gain passage in a timely enough manner to prevent a full-on economic meltdown which, let’s face it, we are not currently in (yet). A crisis, sure, but for now, the credit crisis is still an abstraction for the majority of Americans.

And this was the more intellectual process, colored as it was by jumping at shadows that may or may not have been there. There was the public as well. Sure the public was overwhelmingly against the bill on its merits, but paradoxically, the public reaction when the original bill was not passed was explosive. Minority Leader Boenher was, thankfully, such an unmitigated boen-head that he quickly got up in front of the cameras and whined about Speaker Pelosi being mean to them as his excuse for not delivering his share of the votes for passage. As a result, he moronically painted a big target on his head, and the blame for inaction swung into Capitol Hill as quickly and certainly as a wrecking ball taking the entire GOP caucus with it, while leaving the Dems unscathed… although there’s no question they felt the breeze as it went past.

So, under cover of the fig leaf of increased FDIC coverage, congressional oversight (HA! Sorry… hard to write those words with a straight face anymore), and supporting his Presidential candidate, Peter Welch voted for essentially the same bill he voted against – and for all the right reasons – earlier in the week.

But circumstances what they were, I’m not so much angry as I am disappointed. Welch got scared, plain and simple, and its easy to understand (and be sympathetic to) why he did. Not scared for his own seat – obviously that’s tied up – but scared for the economy (hard not to be) and scared of what that wrecking ball might do to his colleagues on its next pass. A brief reminder of why this was the wrong move on policy, and a deeper look at why it was wrong on politics – after the flip…

Now I could make the same criticism of Leahy, here, but Leahy’s vote was never going to be anything different. He is, in his way, deeply entrenched in the beltway conventional wisdom about such things. Part of that is a generational thing.

Welch, though, is forging his own path steadily, but not always decisively. It’s been so steady that its come to be hard to remember that he’s still only a freshman Congressman, but that occasional shakiness is a reminder.

And the path he is forging often mirrors largely what mainstream liberalism is becoming, rather than what it’s been, and that creates conflicts. Feedback. Welch’s approach has a streak of populism in it that wasn’t apparent in Leahy’s generation, and you can sense it at times in Welch’s rhetoric – but especially in those conflicts.

Let’s review in Welch’s own words what was wrong with this bill:

“First, the Paulsen plan does not offer a path to a strong economic future.  Quite simply, it is the biggest taxpayer bailout in American history.  It proposes to solve a problem caused by reckless borrowing and reckless lending by borrowing $700 billion more.

“Second, it is appalling that the plan is not funded.  It is yet another expense put on the taxpayers’ credit card.  Just as President Bush told us his tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans would pay for themselves, and Secretary Rumsfeld told us the Iraqi oil revenues would pay for the Iraq war, now Secretary Paulsen is telling us he can sell toxic debt securities that Wall Street can’t.

“Since the administration first proposed its Wall Street bailout, I have heard from thousands of Vermonters concerned about their hard earned tax dollars rewarding Wall Street’s reckless behavior.  Vermonters are furious about the financial crisis and they have every right to be.  They bitterly resent being asked to pay $10,000 each for a $700 billion Wall Street rescue.”

“Chairman Frank, Chairman Dodd, and House and Senate leadership did a good job making a bad proposal better, but it is still a bad plan.  I cannot in good conscience vote for a fundamentally flawed plan that puts so much financial risk on the backs of the already stretched middle class.

“There are responsible ways to accomplish stabilizing our markets without leaving the middle class holding the bag.  Many of us proposed to pay for an economic stability plan by establishing a financial stabilization escrow account paid for by a small transaction fee on security trades.  This would protect the taxpayer and give any plan the financial muscle required for success.

“Instead, total responsibility for this crisis is transferred to the middle class.  The risk of this proposal is simply too great.  The burden on Vermonters is simply too heavy.  Vermonters should not get caught in the undertow of greed on Wall Street.

“Resolving our economic problems will take more than a quick-fix, taxpayer funded bailout. It will take a return to the core truth Vermonters know: our economic policies must focus on building and preserving our middle class.  We must reward work and entrepreneurship, not speculation, market manipulation and corporate self dealing.”

At the end of the day, this was a case of again being afraid of doing what should be done. Afraid that it wouldn’t pass and a little bit of that lingering self-doubt about the value of these liberal economic convictions folks on the left spout. Generations of GOP nonsense have been internalized by many in the Democratic caucus, as well as the greater community, and its going to take far more deprogramming to remove those doubts.

And of course, we’re all limited by that god-awful mantra that is so often repeated by so many on the left (particularly, in Vermont, Gaye Symington). That abyssmal Otto Von Bismarck quote that “politics is the art of the possible.” All that quote has ever amounted to is politicians giving themselves permission to either give up or sell out (the former being what Welch did in this case). It says that real leadership, aspirations and transformative goals are not to be bothered with because we have to live in the world of what is “the possible” – usually as defined by the opposition.

Yuck.

What should he have done? Well, on GMD there were several opinions. Some were all for the bailout. CL wanted to see the money spread out evenly among everyone for across-the-board generalized economic stimulus. A lot of folks were advocating for a grassroots-only approach to relieve individuals from those “toxic” bad, unfulfillable debts. For my part, I would’ve liked to have seen a combination of the grassroots approach, but I also felt that there was an urgency in play that would not allow for a purely “trickle up” approach to prevent further deterioration of those global economic players in such a way that wouldn’t harm everyone at any rung of the ladder, so I would’ve liked to have seen the grassroots efforts combined with direct investment into some of these failing institutions, giving taxpayers controlling interest (as with AIG) while pumping in enough capital to keep the wheels turning and allow the bottom-up approach to work. It’s hardly anything inventive I”m talking about here – pretty straight-up liberal economics (and again, from someone who doesn’t really know what he’s talking about…. this economics stuff just ain’t my bailiwick…. but it seems to make sense). Of course, such an approach would mean playing veto chicken with the administration, but I think the promise of capital would’ve motivated Wall Street to force Bushco to blink on this one.

But aside from that, Welch had – as all elected officials do – a political calculus to make, and I believe he made the wrong call, here.

Welch had cover to make either an up or down decision for a couple reasons: one, he’s not in a race this year. But two, his constituents are divided – not between pro-business or so-called “anti” business either. The fact is that even the Vermont Chamber of Commerce was divided on this.

So in terms of politics, he had nothing to lose, frankly. People were going to laud him for making a “tough decision” either way – and about the same amount in either case.

But a lot of the activist set on the left that so viscerally despises Welch for seemingly pathological reasons found itself in a state of shock this week. Why? Because a lot of genuine leftists who are also among the non-Welch-basher crowd were genuinely surprised by his vote against the first bill. They had been so often told by the basher-crowd that Welch was the embodiment of all things evil and corporate, that they honestly didn’t think him capable of agreeing with them on anything they considered meaningful. I heard so much positivity directed towards Welch this week from the solidly left crowd, that it was clear there was a fundamental realignment of their perspectives underway – and that would be a good thing. The left crowd is where most of the activist energy is, and when Welch does stretch beyond his own freshman years and develop into the longer-term incumbent Representative that he will become, he’s going to need their help to get things done.

Then, of course, there’s the cynical reality that this bill – one fundamentally the same as the one he initially opposed – was going through with or without him.

Crass as it may sound, Welch had nothing to lose and plenty to gain by not getting the creeps and changing his mind. Unfortunately, now folks will simply remember that when the biggest economic crisis in decades reared its head, and the worst President in history insisted once again on ramming through a “solution” that would only create other problems, Peter Welch was simply against it before he was for it.

A few years back, I remember Peter Welch speaking to the crowd at the David W. Curtis awards where he commented (to much applause) that “good policy is always good politics.”

Where I don’t necessarily concur with that as an absolute axiom, I do wish in this case he had heeded his own advice.

But tomorrow never comes …

Now that the Democratic surrender monkeys have signed on to the Wall Street bailout package and helped the Bush admin and its rich buddies continue their thievery from our common treasury, of course we’re hearing how it will all be different … tomorrow.

Just as the “but of course” arguments they’ve given us for kowtowing being on the same side as the war mongering, lying, pro-corporation, anti-human Republican Party (there really is no difference in results you know), the Democratic faux leadership is now telling us “but of course” they’re going to fix all the bad stuff in the world … tomorrow.

This nation has literally been given to the best connected, and those involved in the give away include the Democratic Party.

I will no longer be voting for anyone who freely associates their name with the Democratic Party whether at the local, state or federal level. This includes Orange County Senator Mark MacDonald who I otherwise have high regard for.

Does the McCain campaign own votefortheMILF.com?

Crooks and Liars has the details, which they got from govgap.com:

If this is true, then we’re dealing with some incredibly blatant misogyny here, but they might know their target audience.  As Think Progress Reports, the national review’s Rich Lowry, has been busily praising the sex appeal of Palin:

I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America.

And in that same Think Progress piece, is this youTube clip:

I guess if lots of men voted with their penis, this could be a problem.  I just don’t think that men who might be otherwise inclined to vote with their penis respect women enough to vote for them at all.  

As expected, bailout package passes, Welch votes “yea”

The final vote for H.R. 1424 (aka “The Bailout Package”) was 263-171. The bill was passed.

Peter Welch voted for it. Then again, so did many other progressive/liberal Dems like Barbara Lee, Jesse Jackson Jr., Sheila Jackson-Lee, Jan Schakowsky, Ed Markey, Henry Waxman, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Mike Capuano, Jim McGovern, and even Keith Ellison. So Welch was with good company folks. He must know something we don’t know.

Other than that… go RED SOX!!!

Full Transparency required of Symington, but not Dubie?

On Vermont Edition moments ago, a caller asked Jim Douglas about his negative ad questioning Symington's integrity for not providing her husband's tax information.

Douglas piled on, saying, “I don't know what she's hiding,” suggesting that she needed to provide the full picture.

Amazingly, there was no follow up on Douglas' running mate, Brian Dubie, who is not providing his tax information either.  Douglas also gave a pass to Cindy McCain.

As John Odum would say, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Costello has his numbers on the table, yet Dubie is getting a free pass.  What's up with that?

 

Maybe some phone calls should be made requesting Dubie's tax return.

Quick note on VP debate

As bad as Palin's been all week, we knew that she couldn't live down to that level of ineptitude tonight. Literally anything she said tonight wouldn't be as bad as everything she said to Katie Couric. As it turned out, that's pretty much what happened: as expected, she exceeded expectations.

But what does that mean? She didn't make any stupid statements. Her statements and arguments were almost devoid of content. As before, she adhered very closely to her preloaded talking points, including repetetive claims that she and McBush are “mavericks”. Lucky thing we weren't playing the Palin drinking game tonight. Nevertheless, content or no, she was perky, spunky, and stuck with her scripted persona. It was like watching Biden try to debate Kelly Ripa. (Oh, and by the way, happy birthday, Kelly!)

Biden, on the other hand, was great. There were a few points where his remarks probably got deeper into the details of what happens in the Senate than was good for him. On the other hand, he displayed a breadth of knowledge, judgment, and a commitment to the real people of the United States that was very impressive. One of the television commentators said it was the best debate of his life, and I'm prepared to accept it. While in past years he's come across as a lightweight, too fond of the cute smile and quip, tonight, he was a statesman.

The TV commentators were observing that Palin's performance were designed to, and did, shore up support among the Republican base. Maybe so, but that's fine with me. At this stage in the campaign, if the ticket that's behind has to devote this effort to shoring up the base, that means they're not passing, or even catching up, they're just trying to avoid losing any more ground. Maybe they did that, but that's probably not good enough for them.