Hey, remember John MacGovern? Hopeless Republican challenger to Bernie Sanders in 2012?
Well, he hasn’t gone away. He’s still out there, desperately trying to raise money to pay off his lingering campaign debt.
And he’s failing.
So far this year, MacGovern has actually lost ground on his quest — managing to spend more than he raised between January and June, according to his campaign’s filings with the Federal Election Commission.
More on that in a moment. But first, his latest plea for money, as forwarded to me by someone on his e-mail list:
Battling Big-Government Liberals
The Obama Administration is perhaps the most corrupt administration in recent history — they have more scandals than any President in recent history. And the scandals are more serious than before.
As Americans we are facing an unprecedented expansion of government and an intrusion into our private lives like never before. George Orwell couldn’t have imagined what Obama has already done.
We need to hold the Washington establishment and Obama accountable.
Help me send them a message, that we oppose their intrusive big government agenda and won’t take it any more.
I am preparing to take the fight to Washington, but I still have some campaign debt I need to pay down from when I challenged Bernie Sanders. Will you help so I can continue the fight against big government establishment liberals? Every contribution counts as we get ready to wage our next battle for freedom, and liberty!
Notice that the real aim of his message is buried way down near the end: “I still have some campaign debt.” That’s right, friends, your money won’t go to the next fight against the dastardly liberals — it’ll defray the cost of last year’s losing battle.

Well, actually, it won’t even do that. It’ll merely help pay the cost of keeping the comatose “MacGovern for Senate” enterprise on life support.
The dismal numbers, according to filings with the Federal Elections Commission: MacGovern started 2013 with $35,650 in debts. (And cash on hand totaling $2,542.) From January through June, the once and (in his dreams) future candidate raised $11,324 — and in the process, managed to spend $13,454.
Yep, somehow he managed to increase his debt by more than $2,000. Not while campaigning for office; while trying to pay down his debt.
I don’t know what’s sadder: this embarrassing postscript to a hapless campaign, or the fact that some poor schnooks are falling for his sales pitch.
After the jump: a Miss Daisy cameo, and a mysterious link to a far-right Kansan.
To finish this post, a few miscellaneous notes from the fine print of MacGovern’s campaign filings.
Notable among his scant roster of contributors this year: MacGoo received $1,000 apiece from Joyce Rumsfeld (that’s right, Mrs. Donald Rumsfeld) and the Patron Saint of Lost Conservative Causes herself, Lenore Broughton!
MacGovern’s most frequent expenditure is — surprise, surprise — repaying himself for campaign-related expenses. During the first six months of this year, MacGovern’s campaign paid John MacGovern a total of $9,680.
That’s right, 83% of the money raised by “MacGovern for Senate” in 2013 has gone straight into John MacGovern’s pocket. Nice work if you can get it.
Somehow, though, the campaign still owes John MacGovern roughly $8,400, because MacGovern has continued to rack up expenses almost as fast as his campaign can reimburse him. Even though he’s not, y’know, actually campaigning any more.
John MacGovern is one of his campaign’s four major debtors. The other three include $3,663 to JC Image, a Vermont company that manufactures logo wear and campaign materials; $4,500 to Paul Dame, who ran for State Representative in 2012 and lost badly to two Democrats in his Essex Junction district; and the big kahuna, $15,000 to the Magellan Group of Hays, Kansas.
That last item is a real headscratcher. As is the Magellan Group itself, as a matter of fact.
The Magellan Group is a shadowy outfit. Google it, and you’ll get little or nothing relevant. (There are other Magellan Groups, such as a California real estate firm, but nothing much on the Kansas entity.) According to a four-year-old post on “Right Kansas,” a currently dormant conservative blog, the Magellan Group operates out of the home of Marilyn Wasinger, the aunt of Rob Wasinger. That home was listed by Rob Wasinger as his residence for voting purposes. The Magellan Group was founded in August of 2008.
Who is Rob Wasinger? Well, he used to be the top aide to then-Senator (now Governor) Sam Brownback. And during the year 2008, while he was earning salaries as Brownback’s top aide AND manager of Brownback’s spectacularly unsuccessful Presidential campaign, Wasinger also “earned” $92,000 from the Magellan Group.
But wait, there’s more.
In 2010, Rob Wasinger ran for Congress in Kansas, and lost. He is currently chief of staff for Congressman Kerry Bentivolio (R-Michigan). Bentivolio may ring a bell for those with eidetic memories for obscure Tea Partiers. He’s the reindeer farmer from the Detroit suburbs who backed into a Congressional seat when incumbent Thaddeus “Guitar Hero” McCotter bungled the routine petition process for ballot access, thus deep-sixing his candidacy just before the Republican primary.
And leaving the rightfully obscure Bentivolio as the only Republican candidate on the ballot. And since the district is solidly Republican, Bentivolio was elected in November in spite of his, ahem, colorful background:
Bentivolio, a former teacher, raises reindeer on a farm in Milford, moonlighting at events as Santa Claus with real reindeer – and he once said in a court deposition that he didn’t know who he really was: himself or Santa Claus. His brother Phillip Bentivolio gave an interview where he called him “mentally unbalanced” and predicted he’ll eventually spend time in prison.
Okay, so that’s the guy Rob Wasinger is now working for. Having, in the past, worked for far-right Christianist nutbar Sam Brownback. And having, somehow, “earned” $92,000 from the Magellan Group while also working for Brownback in two separate capacities.
Now riddle me this, Batman: Why in hell does the John MacGovern campaign owe the Magellan Group $15,000?
Of course, one might equally well ask why in hell the John MacGovern campaign exists at all.