So I just looked out in my mailbox, and saw a letter.
You've got mail!
Opened it up, and was pleased to read:
Happy Birthday!
Here's your FREE dinner valued up to $18.99!
With Absolutely No Strings Attached!
Neato! Tuesday IS, in fact, my birthday. And so I read on. Some quotes from past customers appeared in the letter:
"Staff Members were very professional, attentive, and friendly. The food was tasty, well-presented, and served exactly as ordered. We enjoyed the festive decor!" - Richard, Lyndon
"All I can say is everything was fabulous from beginning to end. The food was perfectly cooked, the service was the best, everything was great!" - Barbara, East Lyndon
"It is hurtful to see that we are less welcome than the family dog." -Ming Lien Linsley, New York
Okay, so that last one wasn't actually in the free birthday dinner letter from the Wildflower Inn. But darn it, it shoulda been.
Now, I'm straight. (Not that there's anything WRONG with that...) but I recently took an MMPI2, and went over the results with the psychologist earlier in the week. It shows that I have an elevated scale 5. So I would imagine I have the tools to fake it the other way for an hour and a half or so.
So now I gotta find a cute young guy to be my date for my free birthday dinner. (Clean shaven, please. First preference given to big, dreamy dark eyes.) Whereupon we start making out in the dining room.......>;)
Oh, and somebody else with the minicam for the youtubery.
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