"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

Thanks for some much needed laughter! (0.00 / 0)

Salmonella watch is now on in hundreds of households across the nation. "As God is my witness; I thought that turkey was cooked!"

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by: Sue Prent @ Thu Nov 26, 2009 at 12:41:58 PM CST

Oh my god! They're turkeys! n/t (0.00 / 0)

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by: Jack McCullough @ Thu Nov 26, 2009 at 19:06:27 PM CST

I know some 1st Graders (0.00 / 0)

who couldn't get enough of that Bohemian Rhapsody video.

These guys showed up in the spring - lucky for them we're a duck family.

sláinte,
cl

-- Religion is like sodomy: both can be harmless when practiced between consenting adults but neither should be imposed upon children.

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by: Caoimhin Laochdha @ Fri Nov 27, 2009 at 07:21:46 AM CST

KRP... (0.00 / 0)

...was one of the great TV half hours from the dear dead days gone by.  Much more 'good politics' humor and basic humanity in many of those shows--Taxi, Rozanne, even Mary Tyler Moore and Barney Miller.  Now we have Yuppie Angst comedies--well perhaps that's retro; maybe they'll bring back The Adventures Of Ozzie And Harriet: "Eat your cereal, Ricky."  "Dad, what is this shit?  Monsanto Frosted Crispy-Os?  Gross!"  "Eat your fuckin' cereal, Ricky.  It's cheap.  Your Dad lost his job and Wall Street took our savings and we lost our health care coverage."  "Dad, my teacher says Monsanto is partly to blame for all that.  My teacher says..."   "Fuck your teacher, Ricky!  She's a Gay Socialist pre-vert!  Eat your cereal.  Dad's gotta make some calls for the Tea Party."  "Oh god, Dad, not those assholes.  Geez..."

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by: PeteySweety @ Fri Nov 27, 2009 at 12:09:43 PM CST