David Atkinson, hemp-loving nudist, tree surgeon, extoller of the virtues of civil disobedience and former Provincetown selectman, has somehow ended up running for the Vermont House of Representatives as a Republican.
This peculiar twist in the fabric of the universe has humble, almost Huck Finn-ish origins: ''The Republicans couldn't find anyone to run, so they advertised for candidates,'' said Atkinson, reached by phone at his Braintree, Vt., home. ''I was walking in Randolph (Vt.) one day and I saw an ad for candidates on a bulletin board and I called them up.''
Amazingly, Atkinson - who once proposed raffling off a pound of marijuana to fund a Cape campaign - advanced to the general election with a Republican primary win over a candidate who was hobbled by a Southern accent, said Mary Daly, Orange County (Vt.) chairwoman of the state Republican Party.
''From a personal perspective, I would be extremely surprised if David does much in the general election,'' said Daly. ''He's a little far out there.
An ad for candidates on a bulletin board? A Provincetown selectman? Raffling off marijuana? A primary candidate was "hobbled by a southern accent?" Where to begin? And Orange County? Will the Randolph Herald be forced to endorse a (gasp) Democrat?!
Oh well. I'd vote for him before I'd vote for most other Republicans...