| Aricept has a medication with the slogan "A first step in Alzheimers." I think that would do well as a GOP slogan: "Republicans: a first step in Alzheimer's." You can put a picture of Reagan next to McCain.
One of Band-Aid's slogans is "We've got you covered." I can picture that being used with a photo of hooded prisoners:
WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED
Beano has the slogan "Take Beano before. There'll be no gas." I think we can shorten that to a photo of an abandoned automobile with a gas pump handle hanging from its trunk and use the slogan "There will be no gas."
Bufferin has the "Bufferin is smarter" ad. We could change that to "The Republican Party: even Bufferin is smarter."
Crestor has the slogan "Now you're getting somewhere." I picture that with a photo of a humvee driving into Baghdad:
NOW YOU'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE
Immodium uses "Forgotten something?" as one of its slogans. I picture a print ad with McCain hugging Bush in the bottom left corner, him eating cake with Bush in the upper right, and then in the middle, scenes from Iraq interspersed with photos demonstrating the conditions at Walter Reid medical center and scenes from Arlington.
Or, possibly, we could connect it to hurricane Katrina, as suggested in the excellent Kos diary We Should Use This Photo. Every. Single. Day.:
FORGOTTEN SOMETHING?
Lemslip uses the phrase "Here to help" in its advertising. I think we can use that with that photo of Bush trying to exit through the wrong door:
HERE TO HELP
You can tell that it's a day when I just can't think about anything serious, can't you? |
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