| Fans of the early, early days of rock 'n roll might recall the Platters' 1955 hit, "The Great Pretender": "Oh yes, I'm the Great Pretender, pretending that I'm doing well. My need is such, I pretend too much. I'm lonely, but no one can tell..." Well, it seems we've found a variation on this could be making the rounds as Gov. Whinin' Jim Douglas' new campaign song: "Oh yes, I'm the Great Preventer, preventing what would do us well. My need is such, I prevent too much. life in Vermont is hell..." My apologies to the Platters there, but as you probably know by now, the Guv. vetoed the recent Instant Runoff Voting bill, as expected. Gotta keep those damn lib'ruls in check - it's his life's calling, you know (well, that and telling everyone else how miserable life in Vermont really is). More below the jump... |