I don't know about you, but I'd have to say it's Cory Booker's body man.
Look at the last few months.
In April, Booker ran into a burning house and rescued a woman trapped inside.
Last week Booker rescued a freezing dog and yelled at the owner for leaving the dog out in the cold.
If I were working for the mayor I would be hoping he doesn't spot a beached whale: how far out to the ocean do you think he'd swim towing a whale?
I wish all ambitious politicians would burnish their reputations in this way rather than sucking up to corporations.