(why not voting ain’t cool Deadline for registering in Montpelier is TOMORROW, Oct. 27, by 5pm, Montpelier City Hall.)

I didn’t answer questions

I found lying was cooler

I had lots and lots of money

to put signs on hiking trails

I acted like a dufus

and I got the dufus vote

I made things so embarrassing

that voters were just turned off

so quite a few people

didn’t even vote at all

guess they figured a dufus

couldn’t possibly get elected

I counted on that

thank all of you who didn’t vote

I’m going on vacation now

just a short one

I can take plenty of time off

after I take power

when you want to see me

about the dufus things I do

I won’t be in my office

I’ll only be in when I’m not in

hey you elected me afterall

what the hell did you expect?

thank you

I’ll send you a postcard

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.